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Constitution of the United States
Amendment 2
Right to Bear Arms

"A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."

Absolute Guarantee

You and I

Possess - Custody

To Carry

A Weapon

Violate or Transgress
Licensed or Regulated
Deny or Restrict
When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.
- Thomas Jefferson
The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object.
- Thomas Jefferson
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
- Thomas Jefferson
I have never believed there was one code of morality for a public and another for a private man.
- Thomas Jefferson
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.
- Thomas Jefferson
There is no such thing as a fair gun fight. The only purpose is to win, even if you have to cheat.
Don't drill for water under the outhouse.
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
- Ted Nugent
Silly boys, guns are for girls (at least according to my wife).
Freedom is not free. Many a United States soldier has bled and died so you can say you are free.
Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not to protect you. Learn from a cop.
Do something. It may be wrong, but do something.
If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. That's ridiculous. If you have a gun, what in the heck do you have to be paranoid for?
You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live depends on how well you do it.
War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.
- Ted Nugent
Only faithful men teach their wives to shoot.
Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms should be an aisle at Wal-Mart, not a government agency!
Gun control means using both hands.
Women are better shots than men; they just need convincing.
A rifle without iron sights has no sights.
If you call a cartridge a bullet and a magazine a clip, you should not be handling firearms.
Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream.
- Ted Nugent
The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun.
- Patrick Henry
To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them...
- Richard Henry Lee, 1787
Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you are right.
- Henry Ford
It's The Law
  • Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
  • Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
  • Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
  • Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
  • Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
  • Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
  • Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
  • Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
  • Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  • Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
  • The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
  • Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
  • Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
  • Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
  • Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
  • Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
  • Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
  • Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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